It’s like men conflated glitter roots and full beards for one traumatizing look.
In theory, you might think glitter beards are a timely look for the holidays. But the final look is more disconcerting than dazzling.
In some cases, it looks like fireflies are swarming in and around the wearer’s facial hair.
We have yet to see a man wear a glitter beard without sparkles falling haphazardly around his neck like dandruff. Eew.
Some are even adding glitter brows to the mix.
And one went so far as to glitter-ize his tongue. Is this a horror movie?
We can’t imagine how difficult it must to be to remove glitter from your beard if you can at all.
Oh wait, this guy knows just how to put the glitter in — and get it out.
There are so many reasons why this trend is wrong. And yet, we fear this is only the beginning. Macaron-inspired beards are surely next.
[via Esquire]
