In an attempt to control the story, Blake and Leo’s representatives broke the break-up to the press, hoping that we’d mourn the relationship without asking too many questions and recalibrate our attention back to Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore‘s divorce.
NOT SO FAST! I demand details. We don’t even know who broke up with who and why! Mutual, amicable break-ups are a fairy tale. Things don’t just end well—especially when the people ending things are two incredibly attractive celebrities with twelve years between them and only five months on the relationship bandwagon. I can’t move on until I understand what happened here. C’mon Blake and Leo, tell us your story. Think of the children.
[via AmyGrindhouse & INeedMyFix]