TFS: You’re actually pretty cool.
Fabric False Eyelashes: *flutter flutter flutter flutter*
But so expensive! What kind of terrible person would spend $68 before tax on a wacky eyelash accessory you can only really wear one time?
*flutter flutter flutter flutter*
Could anyone really pull you off without the help of a makeup artist?
*unblinking*
I knew it. You’re just a clever concept product with next to zero potential for real-life application.
*unblinking*
I can’t even talk to you.
*eye-roll*
[via WWD]