Below, we’ve assembled five super-trendy items from luxury e-commerce site LuisaViaRoma. These products probably appeal to some people (????), but we won’t be buying them anytime soon, thanks.
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luxury items
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Vivette Iridescent Shorts, $322
If you love exposed pockets and don't have any sexual organs, these shorts are for you.
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Saint Laurent Zipped Napa Leather Mini Skirt, $2890
If this skirt isn't flattering on a model, imagine how it'll look on someone who actually has a torso.
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Givenchy Dentelle Lace Trousers, $2150
The version on sale at LuisaViaRoma is conservative compared to the originals, which were designed to show off your asscrack.
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Givenchy Ruffled Cotton Drill Skirt, $1175
There is plenty to love from Givenchy, so I don't mean to pick on this brand, but the best thing about this skirt is its easy-off zipper removal process.
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Murmur Jersey With Suspenders Clip Leggings, $218
The unholy lovechild of leggings and garter stockings. Someone should do a Rosemary's Baby remake about these.
