- David Hasselhoff is having the best Coachella ever. [Facebook]
- Supreme of the Knowles-Beyincé clan, Tina Knowles, got married this weekend and totally forgot to invite us to the wedding. [Jezebel]
- Kylie Jenner says she’s never gotten plastic surgery. [Grazia]
- North West got baptized in Israel. Probably in the name of Yeezus. [Page Six]
- Here’s what baby Zoolander looks like. [@benstiller]
- Watch Cara Delevingne expertly Nair off someone’s eyebrows in this clip from Paper Towns. [BuzzFeed]
- Who is this woman masquerading as Mariah Carey on the cover of the pop singer’s latest album? [E!]
"Hate the photography."
