Whoopi Goldberg, we’re gonna let you finish, but Beyoncé just released some of the best kitschy holiday gear of all time. True, Whoopi’s range of cashmere, size-inclusive, quirkily decorated knits is nothing to sniff at. But a hoodie that says, “I Sleigh All Day”? Coordinating sweatpants that read, “Boy Bye” across the bum? “Formation”-themed wrapping paper? We know what we’ll be using to package our gifts this year, and what we’ll be wearing whilst doing so. (And for those who live in snow-free climes, the all-knowing Queen also put out a Christmasy crop top — yea, those exist now.)
Click through the slideshow above to take in Bey’s festive new merch. It’s her best present to us since Destiny’s Child’s “8 Days of Christmas.”